Thursday, March 02, 2017

Bitcoin Haiku

It's been more than three years since I first posted these. So on the day when the value of 1 Bitcoin surpassed that of 1 oz of Gold, I thought it'd be fun to see how they have aged.  For the sake of FD, I can re-affirm that I own no Bitcoin (as if you had to wonder).


Icarwho?

Up Up and Away
The sun feels good up yon-der
"Relax!" said Hamlet


Macklemore&More&More

Pop some Bitcoin tags?
'Mother Mary & Joseph' !!!!
Napoleon's Waterloo


Left Of the Curtain

The Wizard told him
"Rub two Bitcoins together"
What is 'kurtosis'?


Security

ya-da ya-da ya
crytpocharlatanery
Where's my USB?


Not the Monkey King

'That's a nice robe'
Exclaimed she to the vain king
Eat more bananas.


Giapetto's Nightmare

Pinocchio dreamed
When you wish upon a star
Jiminy Bitcoins!


(with apologies to Bashō; As usual, all contributions are most welcome)